Last night our road was straightened, or as the politically correct Jerry Springer guest being sect of the gay/straight/bi/lez/tranny/herm/queer/counterculture/carpet muching community would prefer it, forwarded, I guess(?), as we downed Thaddius and were left with one clear path to Kel’Thuzad. Many guildies who enjoyed the relief that came with quitting one boss and trying another, a technique with which we’ve gone 1 for 2 so far, are gonna try to remain in the northwest corner after the first polarity shift as we try to overcome true bottlenecking cottonpicking cockblock in the coming months.

Crypstalker Headpiece - Twentytwo, Dreadnaught Helmet - Bert, Leggings of Polarity - Amarok
So much went so beautifully on our winning attempt. It was the first glimpse of pure perfection I’ve seen out of 40 raid members, as absolutely no one charged anyone until the end. That’s with Deadsy standing up top, of course. We had our obligatory looting deaths, then when people realized the debuff hadn’t dropped, Tickler went on a murder spree.
Here’s a candid of the mages enjoying 25k ignites, while at the same time Scun is donkey punching Kuai.

We flexed our raid muscle elsewhere too, having some new firsts for a lot of us, and had a ton of fun in IF over the long and naxxless Thanksgiving holidays. Expect more city raid chaos with the new patch and removal of DKs too.
Thanks to our loyal forum readers, we’ve learned that Thrall banged Jaina. Now so have we.
Staghelm whimpered and begged, just as his whelp of a son did 10,000 years ago.
We hit Tyrande too, but no visuals.
While he didn’t really come back, we at least know he’s not dead.

Yes, northwest was the initial position for positive. No, I don’t think Tib is funny.
Tickler & Eekz
Make it back. Don’t forget us. Hardly anyone healed as well or better or as loyally than you both.
Love Always,
Bert
