Express update coming your way seconds after our server first Heigan. Massive amount of free time with which I find myself faced after completion or loss of something really important, thank you for letting me write this beforehand. Something else might fill that void too soon, something that comes before Gamma. Yep, that’s it, sorostitutes.

Gluth has been long dead, with Yoshin getting Crypstalker Wristguards, Pwnydanza getting Dreadnaught Waistguard, Sukenabe getting Earthshatter Wristguards, Okan receiving CUM, Berticusrex and Mavv receiving Gluth’s Missing Collar, and Tsuicide getting Digested Hand of Power. More like off.. HAND (thanks Tib).

Kill vent, it’s always something.
But we’re still on mid-tier Naxx, so we need to kill 2 bosses for our progress to be meaningful enough for an update. And today that day has come, as we went 1 for 142 on Heigan. You’ve seen interesting strategy drawings up and down on guild’s sites, some even on our own, but I doubt you’ve seen too many of these. Even though it didn’t enlighten us too quickly it could enable you and your guild to succeed on this, the hardest fight in Naxx.

Heigan loot was Necklace of Necropsy to Kainan and Bonescythe Waistguard to Draike.
Annoying amounts of recruiting questions keep coming in, so here’s a hint: while you may think it does, the below picture doesn’t mean recruiting is closed.

After last night, I really don’t know what to say about this guy. Not much changed between Sunday and Thursday except a few marginal upgrades and how we healed, and we killed him on our 1st potted attempt of the night. It was like he was on farm or something! Now we all have 100s of inventory spaces occupied because we were preparing for “something like 15-20 attempts.” Such a bad thing, huh?
Welcome to farm status!
Wand of Fates - Geezie, Earthshatterer Spaulders - Underscoremx
Glacial Mantle - Vorien, Cryptstalker Spaulders - Twentytwo, Splinter of Atiesh #15 - Scunsion
Now that Patchwerk is dead we can sit around Orgrimmar with much larger epeens.
We also took a step back and killed Ouro, both for completion and for upgrades. It took less than a full night of attempts to learn and for the effort we picked up Conqueror’s Legguards, which went to Khaosx, Stormcaller’s Leggings, to Underscoremx (lol), and Don Rigoberto’s Lost Hat, to Tiberion. Thanks also to Kiel for this writ of infallible strategery.
These past few weeks we got tons of amazing loot. Not only did a few new bosses die, but we got lucky with a lot of drops as well. From people calling exactly what would drop to Twentytwo taking everything that dropped in one night, we got decked out quite a bit.

Iblis, Blade of the Fallen Seraph
Maexxna’s Fang
Misplaced Servo Arm
Noth progress update:









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