2006 August Archive at Blue Garter

Underscore gets loot in every update, right? No exception here. Grats on Scepter of the False Prophet.

Also, bigger than this update, bigger than the world, Blue Garter Musical Jamboree, by Scunsion. So go now before you both read this and take your next breath, enjoy, and if you don’t, run.

Recruitment.

“Summer in, and summer out are the biggest changes a stable guild will generally see throughout the year, definitely.”
-some guy on the EJ forums

Must mean we’re a stable guild! We’re feeling this sort of tremor as tons of old members take breaks, quit, or rage quit. Like this guy. Sorry for some shitty image quality, Haxil is back and on my case though so it should all be good.

gso

Like a wounded dog on the fields of Alaska with the moon and the stars shining brightly in the chilling winter sky, we’re about to have met our end. Kidding. We’re looking for a few good men or women to recruit though. Obviously if you aren’t prone to taking breaks, quitting, or rage quitting, that’s a huge plus. We want people who are passionate about playing WoW on a very dedicated, skilled, and successful level. Lets just say we’re recruiting all classes, so that if you’re amazing we can try our best to fit you in even on classes we don’t need.

Interested? Apply here.

Spider Wing cleared!

Maexxna

Kill vent

Crypstalker Handguards - Twentytwo, Earthshatterer Handguards - Firakat, Kizzleizzlejizzleizzle of the Spizzilizzieizzider - Succubus

Faerlina

faerloot 1st kill was prepatch.

hammer 3. fucking. digits.

The Widow’s Embrace - Firakat & Arv, Dreadnaught Bracers - Pwnydanza, Frostfire Bindings - Kuai

Now to casually add some quotes

Be very confused

adarin_ab BC leaks have helped our performance all week

foofs_roomate Put 2&2 together to get this one

ondo_business I read the wall street journal, and R&D forums, FYI

Shameless racism.

ssx_sale I’m curious as to how this guy found out I’m the best SSX player in the guild.

Also, buy our BOPs.

raz_dead_1

Razuvious kills subsequent to our beautiful first kill puzzle us all in that we somehow wipe for every retarded reason imaginable before killing it an hour or two after starting. The best strat, which has always led to a win in the next 1-2, has been to randomly change the strat to something interestingly new. Every winning attempt though has been beautifully smooth and we owe a salute to our priests Veritas and Ranan (not pictured Tsuicide and Tickler) for wearing gearlol.

Loots have been Girdle of the Fallen Mentor - Papercutter, Gloum, Wand of the Whispering Dead - Evira, Dreadnaught Sabatons - Berticusrex, Earthshatter Boots - Underscoremx, and Cryptstalker Boots - Twentytwo.

mc_pimps

At this point we thought to ourselves that we’d cleared the two easy bosses and were about to begin the really difficult encounters. Which led us to Noth, which led to one painless night of learning attempt. To fellow Warriors: try to get some good +hit stuff before you get to this point in progression. Seeing a blink followed by a parried revenge and missed shield slam makes me scream irl and on vent, everyone can attest to it and it’s not pretty! Which is why I’M TAKING THE NEXT DRAKE FANG. Noth got roughed up pretty badly the 2nd time around too, so now tonight that we’ve had a taste of Faerlina, we have a bit clearer picture of what a real challenge is.

noth_dead_3
Dreadnaught Waistguard - Berticusrex, Cryptstalker Girdle - Twentytwo, Totem of Flowing Water - Arv, DE

Kills were kind of anticlimactic in that we got the crappy shaman totem each time, but visible tier 3 more than made up. Next week should be very exciting.

Blue Garter

Monthly Archive for August, 2006

3 digit healing maces

Retrogression